#coding humour

[reinedeslys-central]

me when I started this project: oh nodejs? that's so simple! I already know pandas so this is going be a walk in the park even if it takes a while

me after three months: you idiot

[secondwheel]

Experiments in science

[m4gp13]

post-canon au where Ethan survived the battle and got amnesty from the gods for switching sides (and because Percy vouched for him). He takes his newfound freedom to immediately cut himself off from the Greek and Roman gods by becoming a Catholic priest, occasionally killing whatever monsters track him down, but doing a decent job at keeping to himself.

Alabaster is still exiled and he probably could go to Ethan's church for sanctuary, but he's furious at him for betraying the army so he has been pointedly avoiding him to his own detriment.

They've been doing great at keeping themselves away from the rest of the divine world until A Situation arises (idk yet, maybe some demons get the idea to work with some greek monsters). Ethan gets asked by his superiors to deal with it because he is literally the only priest they have who knows how to deal with monsters as well as demons. Alabaster also gets asked to help, but by the gods. Different pantheons/religions aren't supposed to be getting involved in each other's business but Al has been exiled from his pantheon's business so he's free to do whatever (maybe the gods say they'll lift his exile or give him something out of the deal).

Anyway, the point is post-divorce grown-up ethabaster being forced into a buddy cop monster/demon-hunting duo. If you look behind you, you'll see that the doors are locked. Welcome to my TED talk-

[nerdymemes]

[faunandfloraas]

Seungmin saying they changed song by so it would be easier for people to watch and listen and then me seeing people going "Yes! It's good it's on tiktok and shorts now" and I'm like. Oh. You're all so fucking stupid <3

[azrielsshadows42]

There are 10 types of people in this world

Those who understand binary

And those who don't

[troythecatfish]

[redninjalass19]

sometimes being autistic and in medical school i feel like an undercover agent committing a very specific type of espionage, like a consultant will say the next patient we'll see is 'autistic' and 'very odd' and 'a poor soul' and i sit there thinking

i'm behind the scenes, i've infiltrated the enemy, i'm stealing state secrets, i'm in the inner circle, they have no idea that a poor soul walks among them

[vetersseveraart]

Еще один мем по аниме Код Гиасс.

[akkivee]

Hey Vee... Do you know uh what's goin on with Hayama's twitter pfp??? 🧐

why do you question the majestic??? the effervescent???? the unfathomable??? th—

lmao no on hayama-san’s web show, he’s been bringing on guests and creating high school bl characters based on their guests tastes (kinda lol). he’s hosting his very first event for his web show based on this bl high school soon and that’s his character in the universe!!!! he doesn’t ship himself with anyone tho so i believe he’s making a joke at his expense LOL

[thormanick]

… so a spaceship, huh

ngl kinda hoped that would be related to Skirk but oh well

Although the idea of the Twins being literal stars was awesome imho, spaceship kinda makes sense??? I’m more happy about the Hibernation Chamber tbh (since I was always intrigued by the Traveler not waking up with their Twin and this being a Dramatic TM thing before the cataclysm. Tbh I’d like to see a whole anime about the Abyss Twin waking up and living in Khaenri’ah)

Anyways, all I got from the quest is that Dain is Childe’s twice-removed great uncle, tHANK YOU BYEEEEE-

[cheriafreya]

started playing The Hundred Line as my second game and I'm enjoying it more than I expected! when I tried the demo back then I wasn't feeling it at all but it's actually quite good 🤔

[secondwheel]

Mad video suggestions

[patchwork-crow-writes]

71 - Off-Script

It's okay.... it's okay! I've been over this countless times before - read all the books, rehearsed all my lines... I'm good! I can do this! Just... step out into the big wide world, put on my biggest smile... it really is that simple! Literal child's play!!

So why... why am I struggling so much...?

Why don't they respond the way I was told they would? Why is it so... so hard to even look at them sometimes? A-and why is there this tightness in my chest, constricting my heart with every forced laugh and every unexpected turn?

The thing is, it... always works out. It never is as bad as I fear it will be. Sometimes it's even... fun? Yes, fun! Yet still the facade almost slips whenever she grabs me by the hand, or whenever they reach out to hug me, and I feel like I'm about to die because this wasn't in the script no-one told me this is what it'd be like-!!!

...but I can't ever - not ever, not even once! - let my performance slip. If... if they see me for what I really am, then it'll all be over, and I can't... I've g-got to be strong - I've got to be brave because I told them we're heroes, and heroes are brave and strong, aren't they? They don't let anything hurt them - especially not something as stupid and insignificant as this! I won't let them down... not for anything. Not even for myself.

Because the show must go on, no matter how far it goes off-script.

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[nativesofthenorthpole]

Watching AotC and how did i forget Obi-Wan has the council (or just Mace and Yoda's nr) programmed in his droid under the Old Folks Home

[fromge]

"Looks her up and down like you do with girrrrrls~"

I caved and bought all the Yonderland seasons while waiting for Ghosts to come out THIS WEEK!!!!!!!!!

WHOOOOOOOO